Backed for life.
Every kit comes with a lifetime warranty. See the included instructions card or contact us for warranty help.
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Officer Safety Kit
Coward County
$35.00 USD
"Everyone considered him the coward of the county
He'd never stood one single time to prove the county wrong" - Kenny Rogers
Named after the Kenny Rogers classic and inspired by deputies with something to prove. Every county has one: the deputy who treats a broken taillight like a hostage standoff. Keep both hands visible, keep your documents in the box, and let the gold star do the talking.
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Lifetime warrantyFree replacement if seized by policeInterchangeable lids
See what comes inside ↓THE CONTENTS
Small items.
Point made.
The standard contents are the same across designs. Your choice of lid makes it yours.
01
Your Officer Safety Kit
The 3D-printed container in your selected design.
02
The “officer safety” essentials
A baby pacifier, chicken baby food, a baby food spoon, and tampons.
03
Officer Safety Kit patch
A Velcro-backed patch included with every kit.
04
Instructions card
A simple guide covering interchangeable lids, heat care, the lifetime warranty, seizure replacement, and the footage offer.
PACK IT YOUR WAY
Your kit. Your setup.
Use the kit to organize your traffic-stop paperwork—license information, registration, and insurance—alongside your chosen items. Customize the contents to suit you.
Carry and present the documents required where you drive. A photocopy may not replace an original driver’s license.
We’ll replace it. Free.
If police ever seize your Officer Safety Kit, we’ll replace it free of charge. Contact us to arrange your replacement.
Request a replacement ↗Your interaction. A free kit.
A video of you deploying your Officer Safety Kit during a traffic stop earns you a free kit. Get in touch to submit your video.
Submit your video ↗ART WITH SOMETHING TO SAY
Blessed are
the Peacemakers.
Our original satirical artwork. A pointed look at power, policing, and the distance between a promise and a practice.
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